You work out of a Hotel?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
