Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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