in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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