i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
