we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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