Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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