Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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