Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize