At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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