I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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