it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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