i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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