I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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