I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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