It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We're too hungover to prance.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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