rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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