yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
just found out that she named her cat after me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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