I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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