You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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