If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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