:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Let's get the cat blown out
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
