I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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