if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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