when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize