The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i think my mom watched the whole time
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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