I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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