there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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