The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he thought i was a dude.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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