i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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