there was a trapeze. enough said
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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