I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
