The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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