You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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