yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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