i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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