that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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