After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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