question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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