when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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