Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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