Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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