You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it glows. i had to have it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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