Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i came on her dog
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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