So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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