The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My life is pants optional.
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