Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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