dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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