none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We had sex on a dog bed..
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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