tell your sister to shave her snatch
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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