where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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