it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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