I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
