I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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