i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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