How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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