Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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